My friend's gonna get in trouble
Last night I was out with my friend Jerry after work to catch a bite to eat and have a few adult beverages. There was a lot more drinking then eating and by our 7th beer Jerry shared a secret about himself with me. He explained that he wanted to get it off his chest and was using me almost like a Catholic uses a priest for confessional. That seemed a little weird to me because I’m an atheist but I went with hit. Jerry went on to explain that for the better part of the last year he has been using Craigslist to meet married women. He told me that there are a lot of desperate married women out there looking for companionship and he has been providing them with some. He was pretty ashamed about it but said he doesn’t think he can stop himself. I told him he needs to settle down before he ends up getting killed by an enraged husband coming home and catching him in the act. I think I need to set him up with one of my girlfriend’s single friends and need to talk to her about doing just that.